The Whole Ball of Wax

5 Feb 2013

Hey.

You should check out my Looking for Alaska book trailer because I’ll love you forever :D

16 Nov 2012

mariisolaa:

I went to Uncharted Books yesterday with a purpose: I was going to find…erm, well, I actually don’t remember what I wanted to find. And that’s exactly the problem I was having yesterday. Memory of a goldfish… 
Since I couldn’t remember what I wanted, and the books I had picked were difficult to choose from, I started to run my fingers over the bindings. I wasn’t even reading the titles, I just wanted to see if anything felt nice enough to pull off the shelf (I know, that’s a terrible way to choose a book, but I’m not picky about what I read). While doing this I found a hard cover book with soft, pink binding; it felt nice. I took a step back to try to decide whether I wanted to take a closer look and saw a piece of paper coming out of the top. Once I saw that paper it was impossible to leave the book alone so I picked it up and the above envelope is what I found. In case you can’t read it, this is what it says:

A Tantrum for dry times
How I’d like to take all of Buster Keaton’s irresponsilbe boats,tie them in a row of Christmas popcorn-thread, & withflip of my wrist — whip them clear aroundthe tip of Tierra del Fuegoand watch ‘em scatter across the Pacific.
The boat of big men beholdento their pocketwatches:‘saddle up to the bar, slap down %5 for stout and…whoops!Harpo’s snipped yer bloated pockets.’
The don’t change directions now boat:cop to the left, cop at the sterncop at your toes, cops keeping holdof the vote —up that telephone pole boy!
The boat of moustached monkeys‘now for the rambunctious songs.’
The boat of daring leaps:‘no time to count the stars,much less your fingers.’
Boat for pork-pie hats:‘If you don’t have a crank camerascratch up a vaudeville,no vaudeville? — beg an avalanche PARADE,still stuck? dig around the ashtray — perhaps:a poem.
SSsshh.One boat to pop Japan like a pillow balloon,one to turn Australia on its axis,one to sprinkle Phillipines all over sticky south India,one merely to mystify Kowloon wedding photos,and one for tickling the Chinese dumpling seller.
Would that that perturb the neat hear-neo lap-top times.

I tried to write it just as it is on the envelope, I made no changes to the spelling or words. I don’t know what any of it really means, why it was written, who it was written by, or whether it has anything to do with the book but it’s there. And it’s really cool that I found it. Wholeballofwax claims that this will be the book to change my life and the owner at Uncharted said he’s never read anything like it, hopefully he meant it in a good way, so I guess we’ll see. For now, I’m excited to read it and to share this find with you. 
By the way, the book is Landscape Painted with Tea by Milorad Pavic.



I’m telling you Marysol. Life. Changing. Poetry. And stories. Gotta love indie bookstores.

mariisolaa:

I went to Uncharted Books yesterday with a purpose: I was going to find…erm, well, I actually don’t remember what I wanted to find. And that’s exactly the problem I was having yesterday. Memory of a goldfish… 

Since I couldn’t remember what I wanted, and the books I had picked were difficult to choose from, I started to run my fingers over the bindings. I wasn’t even reading the titles, I just wanted to see if anything felt nice enough to pull off the shelf (I know, that’s a terrible way to choose a book, but I’m not picky about what I read). While doing this I found a hard cover book with soft, pink binding; it felt nice. I took a step back to try to decide whether I wanted to take a closer look and saw a piece of paper coming out of the top. Once I saw that paper it was impossible to leave the book alone so I picked it up and the above envelope is what I found. In case you can’t read it, this is what it says:

A Tantrum for dry times

How I’d like to take all of
Buster Keaton’s irresponsilbe boats,
tie them in a row of Christmas popcorn-thread, & with
flip of my wrist — whip them clear around
the tip of Tierra del Fuego
and watch ‘em scatter across the Pacific.

The boat of big men beholden
to their pocketwatches:
‘saddle up to the bar, slap down %5 for stout and…whoops!
Harpo’s snipped yer bloated pockets.’

The don’t change directions now boat:
cop to the left, cop at the stern
cop at your toes, cops keeping hold
of the vote —
up that telephone pole boy!

The boat of moustached monkeys
‘now for the rambunctious songs.’

The boat of daring leaps:
‘no time to count the stars,
much less your fingers.’

Boat for pork-pie hats:
‘If you don’t have a crank camera
scratch up a vaudeville,
no vaudeville? — beg an avalanche
PARADE,
still stuck? dig around the
ashtray — perhaps:
a poem.

SSsshh.
One boat to pop Japan like a pillow balloon,
one to turn Australia on its axis,
one to sprinkle Phillipines all over sticky south India,
one merely to mystify Kowloon wedding photos,
and one for tickling the Chinese dumpling seller.

Would that that perturb the neat
hear-neo lap-top times.

I tried to write it just as it is on the envelope, I made no changes to the spelling or words. I don’t know what any of it really means, why it was written, who it was written by, or whether it has anything to do with the book but it’s there. And it’s really cool that I found it. Wholeballofwax claims that this will be the book to change my life and the owner at Uncharted said he’s never read anything like it, hopefully he meant it in a good way, so I guess we’ll see. For now, I’m excited to read it and to share this find with you. 

By the way, the book is Landscape Painted with Tea by Milorad Pavic.

I’m telling you Marysol. Life. Changing. Poetry. And stories. Gotta love indie bookstores.

20 Aug 2012

Looking For Alaska book trailer, by me! Hope you enjoy! :D

Also, check out my Will Grayson Will Grayson book trailer:  http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=md4ISzkRpg8 
And my The Fault In Our Stars fan cover: http://wholeballofwax.tumblr.com/post/7405355433/my-attempt-at-making-a-book-cover-for-the-new-john

19 Jul 2012

Looking For Alaska On Amazon

If you want to understand the loneliness, happiness, mischief, joy, sorrow, sadness and a few other emotions of a teenager, read this book. If you want to come of age with an extraordinarily endearing group of kids, read this book.

My son tells me it is being touted as young adult fiction. I don’t know about that. I can only tell you that at 64, I am a younger man for having read it.”

- S. A. Titone “Sam”

This is a review of Looking For Alaska I found while scrolling through what people thought of it. This one struck me as pretty fantastic. It’s great to see the wide range of demographics that this story has invaded and stuck in so many minds and has helped people grow as readers, as people, and in this case, regain some of their youthful spirit.

11 Feb 2012

“She went around with the attitude that she would rather be beaten to death than take any shit. And she always got revenge.”
— About Lisbeth Salander, from The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo

6 Feb 2012

The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo (spoiler free)

I’ve recently read this book and seen both the Danish and American films. Boy do I have a lot to say about this giant pile of fantastic. A lot of what I’m going to say will probably be what a lot of other people have already said, but meh.

The first in a trilogy by Swedish author Stieg Larsson, The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo is a story about two people:

Mikael Blomkvist, an ambitious journalist at Millenium magazine, who has accidentally put himself in a financial and professional rut due to a story he published.

And Lisbeth Salander, an investigative researcher at Milton Security Firm, who has socially inflexible morals and an attitude that silently screams, “do NOT fuck with me”. 

(Rooney Mara in the American adaptation)

The main plot is that an elderly owner of a large corporation, Henrik Vagner, asks Mikael to investigate the disappearance of his niece, Harriet, which happened over 40 years previous.

It didn’t take reading too much of the book for me to be reeled in by the story, but I have to be honest, the first 200 pages or so is like riding a bike, on high gear, up-hill. It’s all necessary information and plot; it all pushes the story forward. But it made me wonder not just what, but uhhhhhh, when? When is it going to build up? But once you get to that point, the proverbial top of the hill and the dots are all connected, reading becomes an effortless ride downhill that takes you like gravity because it’s just so damned good.

I read it casually every day on my way to class on the Blue Line and I finished it in just over a week. I was worried that the translation from Swedish to English would yeild awkward syntax and unintentionally humorous moments throughout the novel, but it read smoothly and without any wrinkles. The detail you’re given as a reader really makes you feel you’re right next to Mikael, studying old photos and wondering what the numbers mean. The way Larsson slightly changes his tone in the 3rd person narrative to each character when the equivalent of soliloquies and inner monologues is a wonderful alternative form of writing. I rarely gasp, laugh, and cringe while reading a book but this made me do all of these multiple times (and now I am currently reading The Girl Who Played With Fire).

I then watched the Danish version of the film. To start, as I see the accuracy of a movie portraying a book to be a category that does not belong in the criteria of what makes an objectively “good” movie, it was largely accurate to the book. As most adaptations go, there were little things that got cut out from the story that, I’d presume, the director didn’t find to be important enough to the story to matter. But in terms of movie criteria, the acting was above par, the music was fitting, it overall had a half indie/half small corporation support production value feeling to it, and was definitely worth watching. Not a bad watch at all. But I’m not in a rush to watch it again any time soon.

I then, finally, let myself watch a preview for David Fincher’s adaptation. The second I finished watching it, I was more psyched than an 8-year-old with ADD and an obsession for flashing lights taking a field trip to a strobe light warehouse. Yes, I was that excited. Don’t judge me.

Not only did I have immediate faith in the movie because Fincher was directing, but how the actress Rooney Mara was made up. When I saw the first shot of her, I saw Lisbeth Salander and not the cute college girl from Social Network. It’s rare thing to watch a movie adaptation and have just one of the characters look exactly like you imagined them—at lest, for me, it is. Overall, Fincher’s version is quite a bit more accurate than the Danish version, notwithstanding the given changes and missing portions of story that are in an adaptation. It also plays to the drama in a much better than the Danish version. Much of this, I attribute to the superb acting in the film. Rooney Mara has certainly done more than put her foot in the film industry door by portraying this wonderfully off-beat, complicated, break-the-motherfucking-mold character, with Daniel Craig doing a pretty good job as well (though the fact that he did not attempt a Swedish accent was a little disappointing, but hey, you can’t get everything), and a pretty excellent supporting cast.

Also, about the music. YES. GO LISTEN TO THE SOUNDTRACK. RIGHT NOW. If you don’t know who Trent Reznor is, then you’re either too young to know NIN or you live under a rock. On Mars. He did a spectacular job creating not just music, but an infused soundscape that really made the feeling of mystery and suspense become real.

What makes this story so compelling for me is that not only is the overall mystery of the story a very compelling one that includes dozens of details that spawn branches of possibilities and keep you right up to speed with what the characters learn as they learn it, but it is Lisbeth Salander herself.

She isn’t someone who spoon-feeds the audience (or the characters in story) any part of her life. She’s someone you discover as you go through the story. She’s got more alternative characteristics than a writer can dream of. She’s introverted, has a strict apathy for the average living person, is unwavering in her moral beliefs, and is willing to do anything to get the job done, which includes not having any fucks to give when it comes to people’s personal property and privacy.

To all who are reading, I suggest you do these things, in this order:

1- Read the book

2- See the Danish film

3- See David Fincher’s

As you’ve read, that is the order I experienced it in, and I think it’s the best way to go about it. If you don’t read, well then poop on you cause you should read more. If you’re a strict movie goer and don’t care for foreign films, you’ll still get a really fulfilling experience by just seeing the American version.

This story and set of characters has without a doubt moved up high on my list very quickly. The book is written excellently and David Fincher knows how to direct in the ‘full of win’ sector. Go read. Go watch. It’s amazing.

8 Jul 2011

 
My attempt at making a book cover for the new John Green novel. The picture was taken by me (original is here): http://flashbulbproductions.deviantart.com/art/Post-Sky-171337645?q=gallery%3Aflashbulbproductions%2F27153844&qo=40
Aaaaaaaaaaaand yea, enjoy!
If you want more, here’s a collage I made of fan covers (all made by me) for John’s other books: http://wholeballofwax.tumblr.com/post/7836662223/a-collage-i-created-from-all-original-photos-that
And a post I made about Alaska Young: http://wholeballofwax.tumblr.com/post/7420788972/so-im-still-pondering-over-how-amazing-looking

My attempt at making a book cover for the new John Green novel. The picture was taken by me (original is here): http://flashbulbproductions.deviantart.com/art/Post-Sky-171337645?q=gallery%3Aflashbulbproductions%2F27153844&qo=40

Aaaaaaaaaaaand yea, enjoy!

If you want more, here’s a collage I made of fan covers (all made by me) for John’s other books: http://wholeballofwax.tumblr.com/post/7836662223/a-collage-i-created-from-all-original-photos-that

And a post I made about Alaska Young: http://wholeballofwax.tumblr.com/post/7420788972/so-im-still-pondering-over-how-amazing-looking